“Excuse me, where can I buy…”“A motorbike!?”“A sim card”“A motorbike!?”“I mean, yeah… maybe I’ll get a motorbike as well at some point, but I need a sim card now”“Ok, my friend have motorbike”“Oh fuck…I give up…what motorbike?”“He be here in 5 minutes! Good motorbike!”“…ok…but what about a sim card?”“You go buy sim card with motorbike”“Oh FFS…ok ok, let’s have a…